i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
