Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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