is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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