Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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