i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
