i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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