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(239): View more from Florida

I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...

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(661): View more from California

if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.

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(631): View more from New York

Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin

(856): View more from New Jersey

Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.

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(301): View more from Maryland

You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.

(240): View more from Maryland

Why does tequilla always make you text me?

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(302): View more from Delaware

I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer

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(281): View more from Texas

I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.

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(714): View more from California

I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.

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(618): View more from Illinois

It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit

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