Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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