question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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