Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We named our party play list daddy issues
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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