we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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