I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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