Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
