Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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