I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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