it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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