Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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