I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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