just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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