You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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