I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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