Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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