I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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