We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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