I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
