do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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