That's intense
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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