bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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