i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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