Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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