what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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