Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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