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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone

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• (512): View more from Texas

  This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds

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• (925): View more from California

  It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous

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• (646): View more from New York

  In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm more than my video games and dildo collection

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• (941): View more from Florida

  When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress

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• (817): View more from Texas

  There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!

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