Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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