i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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