just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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