He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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