Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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