Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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