How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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