im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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