i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
