I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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