That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
do herpes really smell.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm bleeding and have questions
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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