honey bunches of taint.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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