I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's blow job season.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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