he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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