i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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