I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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