Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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