Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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