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(586): View more from Michigan

I love black thongs

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(214): View more from Texas

did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.

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(631): View more from New York

My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..

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(214): View more from Texas

Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."

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(337): View more from Louisiana

You going out tonight?

(318): View more from Louisiana

No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.

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(219): View more from Indiana

she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

All I need is to get out and get laid

(612): View more from Minnesota

Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for

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